When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat.

Daven Anderson
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  2. If we adopted Jack, " I quip, "we'd have to give him combat pay for an allowance

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  5. How come they get to be gray-haired and still in love with each other, while Lilly tears out what's left of my heart and dumps it into her Jill-The-Ripper shredder?

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